Friday, January 6, 2012
I have never been so excited to see a banana in my life...
I almost had an orgasm.
Okay, not quite, but a mini one.
I have been staaaaarving all day, as the husband is taking me out for Indian tonight to mourn the loss of my favorite restaurant. So I know I have to save 13 points for a nice dinner. I ate light for breakfast, light for lunch, and no snacks, so you can imagine my stomach is rumbling more than a tornado in Kansas. So while I was cleaning the kitchen sink, I was delighted - and actually jumped for joy when I found a banana hiding in the basket! (For those of you non-dieters a/k/a skinny bitches - a banana is free food!) It was the best banana I ever wolfed down. I won't even sugar coat it. I shoved that thing in my mouth so fast... it well, probably sounds more erotic than it should. It was just yum.
Cheers, S.
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A banana with a tablespoon of melted peanut butter over it :)
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