I am sofa king hungry

(If you don't get it, read the title out loud.) Any way you say it -- gosh, this is going to be a cumbersome week to diet. I am starrrrving. Tomorrow is the big cattle call, and it's taking every ounce of will power I have not to pounce on the extra Smart Ones lunch I have in the freezer for such emergencies. I'm sitting here with my 20 oz of water, hoping, with each glorious sip, I'll be suddenly full. It ain't working. FML. Cheers, S.