Wednesday, December 28, 2011

No I'm not a big Queen fan...

But the song is fitting.

And that's all that is fitting lately.

UGH.

Today was a day all fat bottomed, big boned, pleasantly plump, okay, I'll just come right out and say it -- FAT ASS women -- dread. It was the day of me versus the doctor's scale.

Not just any doctor's scale.... the lady doctor.

Today only one eyebrow engaged as she reviewed my chart.

Weight - borderline horrendous.
Blood pressure - horrendous.

"How are you feeling?" she asked.
Really?

FAT!

FAT FAT FAT FAT!

So here begins my latest obsession. I refuse to call this a resolution, because for those of you who know me, obsession is more accurate.

But when I set my sights on something, I'm like Larry the Cable guy and I get 'er done. So for now... my sights are set on my loose fitting size 6 pair of pants that currently hault at my thighs.

Cheers,

S.